Fair!

demolition derbies,
misspelled words,
light lights lights,
rides that go round and round,
the smell of grease,
discovering a frozen banana stand reminding me of Arrested Development,
funny graffiti in the bathroom,
bike giveaways,
walking around and shooting random people with bubbles,
seeing "Jimmies" rather than "Sprinkles" and laughing,
getting sick from the car ride there, the rides, and the car ride back,
going into my mother's room to say goodnight, and, not being able to see a thing, run into the door on my way out receiving a black and blue nose,
laying in bed and not being able to fall asleep, then not being able to get up in the morning because I was so sick.

As much fun that I had, I have decided that the fair is not for me.